infatuated

to become overly obsessed with someone or something.

Angela is so infatuated with me.

by kingsack November 13, 2019

Google'ination!!

Google is taking over the world - in a short period of time, Google+ will be taking over and this word/phrase will more than ever be taking its place in our vocabulary existences...

Fusion of Google & Domination

Google+ 6-12 months from now will be conquering the universe with mighty Global Google'ination!!

by Funkessentials July 10, 2011

Awkward Infatuation

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.

Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!

by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013

Infatubation

1. The act of jerkin' it to the person you are obsessed with, or have a romantic desire for.

2. How a hopeless romantic, or extremely desperate person, masturbates.

I am totally infatuated with Claire. I infatubate to the thoughts of making sweet love with her. Then I blow my load and imagine staring into her eyes. Infatubation at it's finest!

by rogerthewhale December 26, 2012

incatacipated

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.

"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."

by jentwo June 13, 2016

inattention whore

A person who is excessively and compulsively needy of their own space and a level of complete social and workplace isolation that is almost mind boggling to well-adjusted humans.

He had grown up completely alone, practically raised by wolves, and had evolved into a full-blown inattention whore by the ripe age of 18.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

intactophobia

irrational fear of, aversion to, or discrimination against intact genitals or people with intact genitals.

There’s a lot of intactophobia in my town, so my neighbors totally freaked when I let my baby boy keep his foreskin.

My best friend is a hard-core intactophobe who never shuts up about how “gross” foreskin is.

In Sudan, one of the world’s most intactophobic countries, over 90 percent of both males and females have parts of their genitals cut off before reaching adulthood.

by Glen Callender July 11, 2011