intarded

Being so inebriated that retarded simply does not capture the full intoxication while not offend "special people".

I am so fucking intarded, what is my name?

by Alex Fish April 28, 2005

Intardulent

1. <adj> Describing a person or event which displays a lack of commonsense or an uncommon event.
2. <adj> Describing something as incredibly stupid.
3. <adj> The opposite of intelligent.

Person 1: I went straight for it as soonas I met her.

Person 2: Oh Great! You must be the most intardulent person I know.

Person 1: Your right. She bitch slapped me.

by B August 4, 2004

teh intarweb

The internet, the world wide web, pron.

ohnoes teh hackars are on teh intarweb.

by Ian0r June 11, 2003

intarweb

Purposeful, sarcastic misspelling of "internet". A term seemingly inspired by Something Awful creation Jeff K, known for his indecipherable ramblings patterned after the habits of a stereotypical AOLer.

You can't check your e-mail? Is this your first day on the intarweb, or what?

by LAN.gnome July 27, 2004

intarweb

Tongue-in-cheek reference to the Internet.
Etymology: Bastardized version of "InterWeb", which is a combination of Internet and the Web (which is in turn colloquial term for "World Wide Web")

Urbandictionary? It's one of those things on the intarweb, right?

by reschan December 28, 2005

intarweb

The world's largest porn database. Sometimes known as the "Internet".

Will you install the intarweb on my computer?

by tehguy March 24, 2005

intarnet

How rednecks pronounce 'Internet'

by lowpro May 7, 2003