instaclipse

When someone posts a photo on Instagram directly after you post. Thus, said person bumps your photo from the top of the Instagram feed, eclipsing it with their own.

Kyle: Hey man. Did you just post on Instagram?
Eugene: Yah go check it out! I posted it two minutes ago.

Kyle: Oooh looks like Matt just posted one a few seconds ago. I had to scroll to see your photo.

Eugene: Damn!!! I cant believe Matt decided to instaclipse you!
Kyle: Sucks man.

by Instaman1030 November 15, 2016

instaship

When you like each other's pictures on IG but don't talk in real life.. Instaship

Your IG crush.. "Instaship"

by King_David_IV March 4, 2014

instashits

when one's feek becomes instantly liquid after consuming an overly spicy food product.

also known as hershey squirts.

Aww Man, I went to CiCi's and had some pizza and now I got the instashits.

by Matt April 10, 2004

instanip

When ones nipple is hardened at an instant.

Yo bro I saw a girl walk out her apartment today and it was so cold she instanipped and almost cut through her shirt.

by Tigergoroar September 15, 2013

instashit

One of those shits where you need to go instantly

“Bro, i just had an instashit, must’ve been that curry i had last night.”

by adamyehhh December 26, 2018

instawhore

She didn't want him but when she realizes he has a lot of instagram followers, she wants to be an instawhore.

Example: Katelyn is such an instawhore, I told her I had 50,000 followers and then she wanted to date me.

by Chinese Chicken Wing October 2, 2014

Instadip

When one ditches a place so quickly, sometimes unbenounced to others, that you swiftly avoid any potential problem you may have just encountered, had you not evacuated.

Dylan instadipped from Wal-Mart upon spotting his ex-girlfriend in line there.

by hiddenzombie013 May 12, 2010