Instabitch

Low T millennial whose sole function in life is to facilitate his girlfriend's Instagram feed by taking photos and placing himself in precarious positions to get that perfect shot. Never appears in her feed.

Is Tyler banging Morgan? No, he's just her Instabitch.

by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019

Instabaiting

The act of posing inconspicuously in a situation in order to get someone else to take a photo and post it on Instagram.

Katie was instabaiting so hard leaning up against that graffiti wall yesterday.

by Instabaitor October 29, 2017

instatwittageddon

The epic battle between Instagram and Twitter on who can annoy their users more.

Forget the fiscal cliff or the Middle East or Justin Bieber. If somebody (Batman?) doesn't intervene in instatwittageddon, the world as we know it is over.

by kirupa December 9, 2012

instaswipe

A god awful 'compatible match' that Tinder provides to be instantly swiped left.

Instaswipe that dumpster fire before her face breaks your phone!

by Ray Rice Elevator Pitch October 4, 2015

instatwat

Insta-twat; an acceptable term used to describe and poke fun at Instagram and Twitter; a snap-chat photo of a vagina;

Yo dude you on instatwat again, loser. Or bro she sent me an instatwat.

by Backwards92 April 24, 2014

instatweetbook

when a person links their Instagram, Twitter and Facebook posts together, thereby creating an exact-same-post trifecta. The term is usually used when someone posts an excessive amount of content.

Not to be confused with instatwitumblebook, which requires the user to have a fourth channel (tumblr) to link the content to.

You don't have to instatweetbook everything you eat! You are such a social media whore.

by JCrumbles March 8, 2013

Instabitch

A girl who posts on social media about her life problems to her 1000 followers that don't give a shit.

Damn. This girl keeps spamming my page with her problems. What an instabitch.

by The professa October 28, 2014