instagoggles

When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.

-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.

- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.

by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012

instalegacy

Code created that becomes legacy code the moment it is written. Typically written by someone who has been allowed to code when they clearly shouldn't have been.

Woah! This new mobile-app code is instalegacy. Is that a GOTO?

by meadsteve March 2, 2014

instagasm

Having an orgasm at the mere mention or thought of something.

I had an instagasm when I saw your hot mom naked.

by Mark McKinny February 3, 2004

instagasm

An instant orgasm by seeing something or even by the mere thought of something.

Meekey: Dude, did you see that girl wearing a beanie?
Atom: Yeah man. It was like an instagasm.

by hypocrisy October 23, 2011

INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.

Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.

by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012

Instagramable

A worthy picture to post on one’s Instagram account.

Wow! This picture is instagramable.

by Lazydays2 June 25, 2018

Instagramable

A descriptive saying an Instagram user would say when they see a picture of something or a person they really like and think they look great on the photo.

"That person is so Instagramable."

by Samantha Mack August 16, 2013