Instacunt

Person who shamelessly displays their mundane and non-contributory existence on instagram with a view that their most basic life skills, such as sourcing food, clothing or shelter, are somehow relevant to anyone outside of their immediate proximity who is not dependent on their ability to source food, clothing or shelter.

Another instagram post of an egg or a hat from a brittle-soul instacunt who needs a "safe place" like their parents' basement to lie to the world that their unearned views are valid and their life has meaning beyond being potential cannon fodder.

by Eckhart Tollroad May 25, 2020

Instacrane

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."

Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.

by chimspetunia March 5, 2019

Instacrush

When you instantly gain a crush on someone, or something.

Sounds far less sappy and weird than 'love at first sight' and probably smoother to use in a sentence as well.

When I was younger, simply seeing a man with long, elegant, hair gave me an instacrush.

by thisyellocatnow May 27, 2020