Instababe

An normal individual who attracts attention as a model on instagram.

She is totally an instababe.

by raspilover June 4, 2018

Instabate

When you cant contain yourself and instantly masterbate where ever you are.

Dude, yesterday I was on the bus and there was this really hot girl and I just had this urge, so I instabeted rigtht there on the bus! Instabate!

by missachan400 May 26, 2010

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009

Instabator

An individual that masturbates at an instant.

Luis is an Instabator at dinner.

by Sr Bangs June 13, 2016

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by killacole/bribarian February 18, 2009

instabear

When a guy on Instagram is big (preferably with hair) and large muscles

After non stop posting of his shirtless pics, Jerry became an instabear

by Nickels freeman August 27, 2019

Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008