1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.
Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!
by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010
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Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.
Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.
Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.
by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019
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Get the Got a date with the health inspector mug.A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of The Boondocks where Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.
"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector
by My name June 24, 2006
Get the Health Inspector mug.Penis Inspection is a mandatory health and safety program run by many primary/junior high schools where a person, generally an unqualified gym teacher/older man, would inspect the boys penis' to see if there is any problems.
"Aw not penis inspection day, this is the third time this week Mr. Joben has inspected me"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
"That's weird I thought they were only meant to run one of them a year"
by The Jimmytron November 2, 2013
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Guy one: SHIT!!!!!! THAT ASSHOLE ROBBAZKING KEEPS INSPECTING MY NIPPLES!!!!!!!!!
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.
Robbaz: Haha I just gave that bitch a Nipple Inspection.
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