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AP Insomnia 

It's something that occurs when one becomes an AP student. One loses the ability to sleep, and/or forgets how to sleep... forever. AP Insomnia affects 100% of students 60% of the time, and by that I mean always. While everyone else is going to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot, AP students are just priming their brainial engines. Yeah. AP students define sleep as:

Sleep (nonexistent noun) - more time for studying and/or doing homework and/or watching terrible late night documentaries on how the Qing Dynasty came about, and/or crying inconsolably.

We may also use sleep to cry and/or complain about how we didn't get to hang out with our study buddies because we were crying about lacking something that we can't identify, which studies show, is "SLEEP".
*Mainstream Student (Blah =/): "Dude, I went to a sweet party last night, and then went to sleep at 9 o'clock on the dot!"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote>Yeah, I got lots of sleep as well, minus the sleep, plus the studying/no life/crying times 7 raised to 5x power, which OBVIOUSLY equals the cosin of the vector of tan inverse 5x/6.</quote>
*Mainstream Student (Frowned upon in AP society): "Que?"
****AP Student Alpha: <quote> "By that, are you referring to K-acid, K-base, K-concentration, K-pressure, or K-equilibrium?"
*Mainstream Student (EW): "Oh, well, I'm gonna go back to bed."
**** AP GOD: "You would." (Insert mental breakdown here.)

And, THAT, my Mainstream acquaintances, is AP Insomnia.

Quail Valley Insomnia 

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.
Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*

Netflix Insomnia 

The act of watching every single episode in a television series on Netflix streaming causing you to stay up all night until you have to leave for work the next morning.
DUde you look terrible.

Yeah Netflix insomnia got me. I watched all of Lost season 2 last night.
Netflix Insomnia by metalklok October 27, 2011

fatal familial insomnia (ffi) 

something that literally traumatized the haikyuu fandom forever. its a rare disorder that affects the part of your brain that controls the sleeping cycle. patients usually die from it within year or two. something used in a bokuaka fanfiction, (bokuto x akaashi) and it killed akaashi's lover forever and now we're all emotionally numb
person: hey whats fatal familial insomnia (ffi) ?
yes, it means fatal familial insomnia and that means an illness that kills you overtime from weight loss, dementia, and sleep deprivation basically.

*crying noises*

insomnia 

The inability to sleep, because your body and the universe teamed up and decided to hate you.
Tess: I can never get to sleep! Argh, this insomnia is driving me crazy.
Elle: Have you tried warm milk? Ooh, or turning your pillow over? Because that always helps me.
Tess: ....do you KNOW the meaning of insomnia?
insomnia by SleeplessInMelbourne December 9, 2010

Gamer's Insomnia 

n. The common illness amoung gamers when a temporary psychological addiction to a video game causes lack of sleep for anywhere between 24-48 hours. Most commonly found in WoW players as a chronic disease.
Justin: Hey Waylon, how's that new game treating you?
Waylon: -Drools.-
Justin: Damn dude, it looks like you have a bad case of Gamer's Insomnia.
Gamer's Insomnia by Verroxi February 13, 2010