insomnia

Inability to shut off the brain.
Failure to tone down or turn off the noise in your head.

Sleeplessness that results from thoughts that are captured in a continuous segue, e.g., the wikipedia snowball effect.

Insomnia nights can make your brain physically hurt the next day.

JJ's Definition of insomnia: My brain in wikipedia mode.

Couldn't sleep again last night....Couldn't shut off my brain.

Insomnia: I took the red pill last night.
by Turn Yourself Around August 29, 2008
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The disorder in which one falls asleep very late and awakens very early. Even though the person may desire sleep he or she is simply unable to find that sweet sweet state of dream-land until the wee (thats right, I said "wee") hours of the morning.
Ive had insomnia for the past four years, I dont fall asleep until around 5:30 and I wake up at 7:15.

Jackass: Man I slept so good last night after the concert, I was asleep as soon as I got in bed.
Person with insomnia (me): I hate you more than life itself.
by Livs en Reise December 18, 2005
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Not being able to sleep know matter how much you want it
person a:How did you sleep

person b:i didnt u fucktard
by Breana August 06, 2005
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Insomnia is a cruel joke.

insomnia is a sleep disorder. even when you're dead tired, you cant sleep.

i have insomnia. last night i got to sleep at 4:30. i have to wake up at 5:20. every day i drink enormous amounts off caffeine. i still walk around like a zombie.
every morning in homeroom, this girl asks me how i slept, while telling me how she went right to sleep right away.

idiot in homeroom: hey, how'd you sleep? i slept greeeat.

me: i have insomnia. leave me alone.
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Stupid disorder that can't be controlled easily. You can't sleep, no matter how much you want it you can't get it, maybe a few hours.. but that's it. I have insomnia, I take tylenol pm or melatonin to get to sleep, rarely do they help and yet they are strong acting. In short, insomnia is a disorder in which one cannot find sleep.
Bob: How did you sleep jim? I slept like a baby!
Jim: I slept like an insomniac you fucking bastard!
by Oz January 19, 2005
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When God hates you for some reason and doesn't let you sleep.
Person1: "Did you sleep well?"
Person2: "I have insomnia..."
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When you have trouble sleeping with or without reason and can cause unusual late night activity... Like writing the definition of 'insomnia' on UD
fucking insomnia won't let me sleep. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN?!!
by anonymousfucker April 05, 2010
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