Paranormal investigation

Done a shit load of this

Even before the spiritual reawakening

As I said ..

Sketchy behaviour

Poses questions

Sometimes you have to fuck yourself

To get said answers …

But … as long as you do

Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice

Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….

Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …

Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Sexual investigation

Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.

Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.

by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

scooby-doo investigating

Seeing the obvious. Like figuring out the villan in a Scooby-doo cartoon episode in the first five seconds

With his incredible powers of scooby-doo investigating he figured out that the joke on him was an incredible burn.

by Shimabuku August 21, 2009

Military Police Investigations

A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.

Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”

by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020

no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

by jdsos March 16, 2009

instigationmachine

1. a cool dude
2. me

hi i'm instigationmachine

by instigationmachine May 12, 2004

incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.

The FCC is conducting an incestigation into Verizon and AT&T rate hikes.

by Ontario Mike October 28, 2008