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an inconvenient poop

When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.
Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer
by James McKinley May 24, 2008
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inconvenient erection

when you get a hard on in an awkward place such as school, restaurant, in line, church, court or any other awkward place
Last week I got an inconvenient erection in front of Laura's Mom but luckily I was able to use the classic hands on my lap to cover it.
by GPA January 7, 2007
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Inconvenienced

When one gets cruely pranked and/or ridiculed by anyone or anything that makes you look less intelligent or foolish...even if you were blind-sided by the occurrence of an "inconvenienced!"
Lil' Darrel was typing his 2,000 word research paper on his computer when Lil' Rollie came to the computer with scissors in hand. When Lil' Rollie cut the power cord he then shouted "INCONVENIENCED!" in Lil' Darrel's face, laughing hysterically.
by gato en el sombrero April 24, 2011
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a censored, inconvenient truth

Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. a censored, inconvenient truth is the last few drops of semen remaining in the urethra of the erect male penis that oozes out when the penis "derects" to travel size.
My dick stinks because of a censored, inconvenient truth that fermented in my boxers.
by wolfbait51 May 30, 2011
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Financial Incontinence

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)
Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence
by pasmarticus August 20, 2011
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Inconvenience Store

A convenience store that has odd hours, barely stocked shelves, and lousy staff. Often sells illegal DVDs.
I went to the Inconvenience Store but it's closed again.
by holleewood November 16, 2013
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A censored, inconvenient truth

A UD user who constantly reposts the same definitions. Her (or his) agenda appears to be feminist, but she's bizarrely chosen a comedy website, Urban Dictionary as her battleground. There is nothing wrong with feminism but she clearly has some sort of obsessive disorder, and now that she's posted her views several times already, I think her point has been made.

Her trademark is to bizarrely preface every definition with an address to the editors, imploring them to "act with some integrity for once."
Average UD user 1: Well, just finished reading a definition. It was an amusing lampoon of gender stereotypes.
Average UD user 2: Well, look out, that user, "a censored, inconvenient truth" is attempting to bring down the website Urban Dictionary. This is of course the logical first step on the war-path of feminism. Next step, the White House!
by A truthful truth May 31, 2011
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