Inches

When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.
1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.

2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.
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Inch

Adjective to describe somebody who is cocky, rude, and derogatory, and in a situation where he/she is putting down others or making fun of the situation.
Person A: Yo, what happened to you, you used to be so skinny and now you so fat
Person B: Why you so inch
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Inches

An insulting name that is used to mockingly exaggerate a short person's height by measuring it in inches rather than feet.
How it is, Inches? We're about to go shoot some hoops. No, you're too short to be on my team, Inches. Hahahaha!
by T Hizzle May 03, 2005
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Inching is the action of attracting or otherwise inciting a person’s arousal through touch and without verbal exchange. It requires a very gradual, tentative seduction that commonly begins with “innocent” or “accidental” contact, which progresses in response to reciprocation from the recipient (or discontinues by their cessation).

The ambiguity of consent is likely to result in it being considered unlawful sexual harassment if malicious intent is proven. However, the extremely gradual nature of the action means it rarely develops beyond ‘innocent’ without some sort of reciprocal activity, implying consent and reducing likelihood of legal justification.

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Some girl started inching with me on the bus, it was actually really hot and she ended up giving me head.

I think Dan might have tried inching with me in the cinema. It was weird.
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Inch

A unit of measurement, often exaggerated by men accross the world.
Theres a ten incher in my trousers..
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Inch

Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.
Get rid of inches and give us cm instead
by Avoura December 03, 2005
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Inch

The unit that a penis is measured in.
by Dirty Dan March 12, 2003
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