Incesturbation

Jerking off or masterbating while thinking about one of your family members

I had a two hour incesturbation session last night thinking about my moms hairy muff

by doing mom September 26, 2006

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Incesturbation

The act of having sex with your clone.

"Gosh, mom! Knock before you just barge in! I was incesturbating!!!"
"Oh Lord! When did incesturbation enter this home!?!"

by Korgul December 4, 2009

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Inceptabation

1) noun - The male's role in conception.
2) noun - Performing unspeakable acts in another's dream.
3) noun - Getting a hard on from the idea of Inception.

"-Oh man...... I totally inceptabated my wife last night.... I hope it's a boy...
-Inceptabated?
-Yeah, you know, 'Inceptabation,' the guy's part of getting a girl prego."

"-I was having this completely normal dream last night, and then Elliott came along and inceptabated it!"

"-What if you get a hard on from getting a hard on at the idea of performing unspeakable acts in another's dream?
...INCEPTABATIONCEPTION"

by Wild Wilder October 26, 2011

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white incestation

A racist term that describes the white mans sexual desires to have sex with one of his family members.

White incestation is dominant in the south of the US.

by Honkey March 29, 2005

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incestigation

An incestigation is a sham investigation conducted by a government agency that has been thoroughly corrupted by the the company or entity it is looking into.

The FCC is conducting an incestigation into Verizon and AT&T rate hikes.

by Ontario Mike October 28, 2008

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