under-the-desk incentive

the act of furthering your career by engaging in an inappropriate act with your manager or boss.

Chuck was planning on firing Sally until she unzipped his pants and gave him an under-the-desk incentive. She not only kept her job, she also got a raise.

by Chase Smith January 25, 2007

Alternative Energy Incentives

Anything except OTEC.

Hey, I just gave an Alternative Energy Incentives-- good thing it wasn't OTEC.

by The Resolution December 22, 2008

Alternative Energy Incentives

Lifting the tariff on Brazilian sugarcane ethanol.

An example of Alternative Energy Incentives is lifting the tariff on Brazilian sugarcane-based ethanol.

by The Framers August 25, 2008

Alternative Energy Incentives

Faggots.

Those alternative energy incentives totally fuck each other.

by Thomas Q. Paine December 22, 2008

Alternative Energy Incentive

An incentive that leads to the development of Alternative Energy.

Giving alternative energy incentives in the form of tax cuts or offering puvlic-private partnerships to spur alternative energy like lunar solar power.

Not simply lossening regulations like legalizaing hemp.

by Kratos_99 December 22, 2008

Team Incentive

An Airsoft team that is thee stereotypical trying to be edgy airsoft team, consisting of 7 members (currently) they main a field called: Stryker Paintball and Airsoft park. They all wear Pig Brigandine Plate Carriers or Black Jpc Plate carriers and usually wear black cpu shirts, or parkas, and black or tan bdu pants, with some sort of black dye mask. You can also usually spot one by their polarstar jacks, or their floppa incentive patches that are only given to members of the team.

hey, Who is team incentive?

I have no clue.

by Billywillywobytoby February 17, 2021

Incentive Zero

'Incentive Zero' is a term which conceptually captures the utter nonsense of apocalypse as an incentive

'All we need is incentive zero and all the bad guys go away so we can start over again and be saved'

'My revolutionary platform requires incentive zero for success'

'Bro, incentive zero is something lazy people use when they can't figure out the difficult problems and don't want to try'

by cbabel August 23, 2019