imus

Another way to say anus. A really gross smelly anus, found mostly on a sick monkey.

My imus is itchy from using bad TP. You are one smelly imus!

by wadderbuttle October 30, 2011

Imus

A massive bowel movement that talks like a crackwhore halway through a botched deep throat and is mentally inferior to my ball bag.

Oy burrito night was brutal, I gotta go take a massive Imus.

by Sam is a Dick March 25, 2007

Imus

Adjective: A term used to describe a politically incorrect, crass, or grossly offensive statement.

Usually used when referring to a statement made on T.V. or in the public eye, where the statement is so politically incorrect, the person who said it could be fired.

“Did you hear what Fudge said the other day on the evening news? It was so imus, I think he’s going to get fired!”

imus-ness noun

imus-ly adverb

by kai0897 October 24, 2008

Imus'ed

to get fired for making racist/sexist comments

Guy#1: I just got fired for calling a girl a ho
Guy#2: dude u jes got imus'ed

by Jerry Boi April 24, 2007

IMUS'd

IMUS'd
to be fired without a second chance for saying something stupid!!!!

that's it buddy...........you're IMUS'd.......your final paycheck will be mailed to you.....leave now!!!

by BooyahChild May 27, 2007

Imus learn some better manners

What "The Don" should have said to himself before he ever became a radio personality.

It actually took a debate with Al Sharpton to get "The BIG I" to admit that, "Imus learn some better manners" --- yeah, no s**t, Sherlock!

by QuacksO October 16, 2018

Imus Patton

Imus Patton

Da notorious tough-as-nails four-star general who was temporarily relieved of his duty for referring to his battle-weary-and-disheveled soldiers as "nappy-headed hoes".

If Imus Patton had watched his mouth as well as he strategized his battles, he might have led the Normandy invasion instead of being withdrawn from combat due to his verbal misconduct.

by QuacksO December 28, 2018