impossibler

Much more than just impossible.

This mission just got a hell of a lot more impossibler.

by Mr. Chungee Warrior December 26, 2003

Impossible Firehose

when one takes a crap so long it extendes the entire circumfrence of the bowl

After fajitas night, Willie went upstaris and laid an impossible firehose in his toilet. He had to break it up with his brothers toothbrush before he could successfully flush it.

by Sum_Bum July 11, 2007

Beyond the Impossible

Can you say ridiculous? Well, when you finally decide that being awesome just isn't enough, you go Beyond the Impossible.

Simply put, going beyond the impossible is when one decides to, say, make a giant robot several hundred thousand light years tall. Yes, I am referencing Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

This can also apply to going Gatling guns akimbo, playing "Sweet Child of Mine" with one's teeth, and even a functional, simultaneous One Man Band.

Of fucking course.

"Oh how stupid of me. That was the sound of chainsaw Nunchucks."

Beyond the impossible indeed.

by A Terrible Driver August 14, 2009

Impossibru

An Engrish phrase often used as an exclamation of surprise when something impossibru is made possibru.

" *reaction to "2 girls 1 cup*
IMPOSSIBRU!!! "

"It's over 9000?!?

IMPOSSIBRU!!! "

by weasel.belette June 9, 2011

position impossible

whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.

lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible

by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

impossible girl

A girl who drives her man mad. Madly in love. She does the impossible and changes him for the better. She will always stay with the man who calls her this.

You are my impossible girl!

by I've changed January 22, 2014