Inpressed

The opposite of depressed, when you are feeling up instead of down. You don't want to kill yourself you want to go have fun. You are not happy, you're inpressed...
Inpressed is being more excited than happy.

Person 1: Hey man I have been so inpressed lately, I love it.

Person 2: Bro, thats awesome im not too inpressed im only happy.

by OMGcheese1234 March 3, 2011

Impressex

Impressive sex, Good sex

Person 1: Damn girl that was some impressex
Person 2: fr tho
Person 3: I’m saying

(it was a threesome guys)

by Lilyishot August 19, 2022

Color Me Impressed

A sarcastic response for when someone says something that they are extremely proud of but which is, in reality, really stupid.

Evee: Omg today I had a bagel for breakfast!!!!!!!
Elbie: Color me impressed.

by LB Catz December 3, 2013

not impressed

well it basically is you give up being the coolest guy in town(cause you go out and the babes are on you like shit on a stick) to go boarding and then it dosen't happen

Gibbs had a night of tang planned and he forfited the evening so he could go boarding the next day. to his dismay boarding did not occur.

by sell out January 31, 2004

Not impressed

Not moist about it . Like okay , yawnn !

I was not drowning about shit I was obviously not impressed .

by HarryP.Ness July 17, 2019

Color Me Impressed

When you are being dumb and somebody really sarcastically points it out

Me: Hey Kelsey, we landed safely, but we will try our best not to survive flight #2!
Kelsey: Color me impressed!

by Calebseaman97 May 3, 2019

Impressed

Shocked, having your mind blown.

Black guy- Show us your dick.

Me- I don't have the time, and I can tell by your dreadlocks you wouldn't be impressed. That wasn't what you really wanted me to show you though, so I'd be wasting both our time.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021