improvisex

the alternative to getting a car to give your mates a lift when they get back from working in New Zealand.

chutney; I'll be home on sun night/monday morn. you got a car to drive me around in?

Bridget; err.. no! we'll improvisex

by chutneyd June 1, 2011

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Improvised biological warfare

When you cough or sneeze on someone to spread a disease or virus

Hey Ben I just used improvised biological warfare on the antivax kid and gave him covid-19

by Nukey dukey March 12, 2020

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improvised vibrator

Using house hold objects as a vibrator or sex toy.

I used my electric tooth brush as an improvised vibrator

by YoBoyHank October 20, 2015

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improvisable

Creation of an appropriate substitute

When people believe that their ability is improvable as opposed to improvisable they tend to set their goals and handle failure constructively in order to facilitate motivation.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

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When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

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