icantshoot

Taking a poop, dropping a deuce, firing off a stink pickle, pinching a loaf, piss shit out my ass.

I was playing Goldeneye and chatting on 007chan.org when I had to icantshoot. I've been icantshooting in the bathroom and using chan on my phone ever since.

by icanshoot July 25, 2011

iPants

iPants are a metaphor for Apple fanboys' virtual excitement

Dude, that new iPad really tightens my iPants!

by dysangel83 April 20, 2010

iMantinary

Something that exists only in the imagination of Manti Te'o, not real, fancied.

The football player was crushed when he learned of his iMantinary girlfriends death.

by Apple-butter EEEE January 18, 2013

Imantality

Since mentality is used to describe a persons way of thinking and imagination is a result of that thinking, therefore Imantality is the term used to measure a persons imagination power.

scientist: IQ is not a good way of measuring intelligence
Scientist 2: how about imantality, that could be used to measure a persons intelligence just by measuring what they can imagine.

by Laposa September 28, 2017

Imantha

batman

Imantha is the batman

by it me November 23, 2021

icantsignanythingism

The highest of all religions. Name comes from the belief that names are a relection of ones soul, and writing that name on anything transfers your soul to that thing, and obviously away from you. To retrieve your soul again, you must ask the icantsignanythingism god for his pity.
On a certain week of December, this religion's only holiday occurs. During this unnamed holiday, the few members of this religion wear masks and light a circle of candles. They each take turns burning a piece of paper with a signiture on it. Doing so signifies the burning of the soul when it is taken away by signature.

Mary joined icantsignanythingism, but her signiture fetish interfered with her practices so she converted to Judaism.

by Trogdor August 7, 2003

imantiful

WAYYYY MOREEEEEEEE BETTER LOOKING THAN A BEAUTIFUL PERSON :D

Iman K**** is so imantiful :D

by HyunJoonPark June 6, 2010