ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by Russell July 12, 2004

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IBitch

An IBitch is a person who constantly shows off his/her Ipod, and most importantly, tries to get everybody else to buy one, and bitch about them if they refuse...

IBitch: "Hey Jimmy, Check out my new 120GB Video Ipod! Its awesome! Why don't you have one? You should definately go get one! Its only 500$ what are you waiting for? Come on... Join the sensation"

Poor Jimmy: "I can't afford it, god damn you! Quit being such an IBitch!"

by Farligt Kat July 19, 2007

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IJBOT

I just beat off to___.

IJBOT to the new Arcade Fire album!

by Biff Di Beppo August 25, 2010

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ijit

Simple term for "idiot"; slang term for "idiot".

"Did you see that ijit cut me off back there?"; "Are you an ijit?"; "Blooming ijit!"

by Caghs March 20, 2009

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iBitch

A help desk technician in an office that only uses Microsoft products who is forced to help someone with their personal Macbook, iPad, iPhone or other Apple product.

Joe: Hey Stan, can you help me setup my iPad that I just bought?

Stan: No. I will not be your iBitch.

by kyleorlando January 16, 2013

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