iWaffle

The act of pooping on the keyboard of an open Notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.

My roommate keeps leaving his alarm on, so I left him an iWaffle before work.

by don'tworryaboutit September 29, 2012

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Idgaff

I don’t give a flying fuck

This is a funny saying haha

Richard:I gotta girl friend and you don’t haha
Nick: Idgaff

by Haha.isff October 20, 2019

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iLaff

Replacement for the standard texting "LOL", inspired by the iPod and iPhone trend.

ZOMG, Ur 2 funny! iLaff!

by Madfat November 29, 2009

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idgafff

I don't give a fat flying fuck. used to show your thoughts on someones dating history.

John- "I was so excited when she asked me because I had no balls to ask her"
Timothy-"idgafff"

by buzzedmonkey December 6, 2010

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igaf meaning i give a fuck. Its the alternative to DGAF with all of the "bros". It is the definition that you give a fuck about your life and are going to make something of it other than not giving a fuck about everything. Much better than DGAF.

Made up by San Elijo OG's

- ayye you wanna hit??

-Homie igaf put that shit out.

by Zack Aschwanden April 4, 2009

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