Noun. An intentional, humorous misspelling of idiot.
1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint comic from 4chan's /v/ which pokes fun of cultural jingoism in console wars. It reads:
Stickman 1, with Nintendo DS: HEY FAGGOT HOW ABOUT GETTING A REAL HANDHELD !!LOL!! LIKE A NINTENDO DS
Stickman 2, with Sony PSP: But I have both already
S1: (eyes turn red) LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
S2: (holds up DS in addition to PSP)
S1: (head explodes)
(NB. While the third line of this comic is frequently used to express disbelief of another's "dual loyalty," it is often misquoted as "LOL NO YOU DONT IDORT." Properly, there should be another "YOU" before "IDORT.")
2. Also sometimes used to refer to the red-eyed stickman character himself, rather paradoxically (since his friend is the one who is the "idort").
1. One who claims ownership/ allegiance/ fondness for two or more entities popularly considered irreconcilable and/or arch-enemies. Originates from an mspaint comic from 4chan's /v/ which pokes fun of cultural jingoism in console wars. It reads:
Stickman 1, with Nintendo DS: HEY FAGGOT HOW ABOUT GETTING A REAL HANDHELD !!LOL!! LIKE A NINTENDO DS
Stickman 2, with Sony PSP: But I have both already
S1: (eyes turn red) LOL NO YOU DONT YOU IDORT
S2: (holds up DS in addition to PSP)
S1: (head explodes)
(NB. While the third line of this comic is frequently used to express disbelief of another's "dual loyalty," it is often misquoted as "LOL NO YOU DONT IDORT." Properly, there should be another "YOU" before "IDORT.")
2. Also sometimes used to refer to the red-eyed stickman character himself, rather paradoxically (since his friend is the one who is the "idort").
1. -I used to just buy Coke, but recently I've become an idort and started drinking Pepsi, too.
-Bob: I like both the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Rob: lol no you dont you idort.
2. -I'm going to use actual rubies for the eyes of my life-sized Idort statue.
-Bob: I like both the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Rob: lol no you dont you idort.
2. -I'm going to use actual rubies for the eyes of my life-sized Idort statue.
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Get the Idris mug.(noun) Someone who is unusually old for his age . People with the name Idriss are generally known for their geographical knowledge and citing random and questionable "fun facts". Idrisses are also known for their particular hobbies such as socks ironing, playing volley ball in parking lots and finding useless formatting errors in Microsoft office docs.
When being approached by an Idriss in the wild: make sure to mention human babies, bunnies, cats or inflate gymnasium balls, in order to deflect the attack.
"Oh Yeah, he's definitely an Idriss"
(Phrasal Verb) "pulling an Idriss" : Going to the washroom at the very last minute when everybody is ready to go.
X: "Are we going for lunch?"
Y: "No, we are waiting for Ramiro, he just pulled an Idriss"
When being approached by an Idriss in the wild: make sure to mention human babies, bunnies, cats or inflate gymnasium balls, in order to deflect the attack.
"Oh Yeah, he's definitely an Idriss"
(Phrasal Verb) "pulling an Idriss" : Going to the washroom at the very last minute when everybody is ready to go.
X: "Are we going for lunch?"
Y: "No, we are waiting for Ramiro, he just pulled an Idriss"
"Oh Yeah, he's definitely an Idriss"
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When you 'tickle' something, you touch it lightly. 'Ivories' refers to the white keys on the piano, which used to be made from ivory.
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He is also the rival of the main character, Kyo Kusanagi.
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