iPad

A general term for something that is expected to be great, but turns out to be terrible.

'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad'

'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad'

'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'

by jc_Sed8d March 01, 2010

iPad

Apple's giant iPod Touch.

Announced January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB ports, no multitasking and no cameras.

My iPod Touch was getting old. I'm glad I have a new, bigger one that doesn't fit in my pocket. Thanks, iPad!

by Clifwith1f January 28, 2010

Ipadding

The act of going to wifi hotspots just to show off your iPad.

Max and cam are going ipadding saturday night in Minneapolis.

by Maxito628 April 04, 2010

iPad

apple's newest iPod touch. It revolutionizes how large a portable media player can be.

Steve jobs: My iPad is more fucking disappointing than the Matrix sequels.

by Steveee Jobs January 30, 2010

iPad

Noun: large iPod touch

...seriously, that's it.

Person 1: Dude OMG check out my new iPad! It's revolutionary! Thank you STEVE JOBS<333

Person 2: I'm pretty sure my iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable...

Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS<3

by Pseudonym_3 January 27, 2010

iPad

A very expensive device used to clean up Steve Jobs after he has a period. Often refered to as a "friggn big iPhone"

"Sure you use tampons i use an iPad in style!"

by Dat_jew January 29, 2010

iPad

An oversized iphone that has no practical use at all.

FAIL apple

"Oh look another apple product! I must buy the iPad! Even though it can only run one application at one time and does not have the full capabilities of a real tablet pc."

by ipad FAIL January 28, 2010