Idiodicy

When a thrid party tells you something that is off the wall. But not Michael Jackson Off The Wall. Also known as an RW.

The trash lady called and wanted to bill me 34 cents for a late fee!? MMM mmmm, no she didn't. That is just idiodicy.

by boweng September 20, 2012

idiodyssey

1. A quest undertaken by a moron.

Joe Schmortz is on an idiodyssey.

by Mario January 30, 2005

idkidc

(eye-dee-kay eye-dee-see )

I don't know I don't care
your response to an inane question

Mike asked me "What's the capital of South Dakota".
I said "idkidc"

by flopnut June 27, 2012

Ididot

Somebody, Alan for example, who buys a ridiculous MP3 player as opposed to an iPod just to be a non-conformist.

Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
just got a new mp3 player
Karl says:
is right
Karl says:
an ipod?
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
pft
Karl says:
...
Everytime I pin down what I think I want It slips away. says:
as if i'd conform to apple
Karl says:
ididot

by KarlWilson January 17, 2009

idiodyssey

An episode of idiocy epic in nature.

Jake experienced an idiodyssey on his blacked out, stumble home.

by Publius abc January 12, 2010

iDied

The term used when steve jobs died.

Did you hear the new product iDied. It cost's a lot. It costs a life.

by Musichead2468 October 5, 2011

iDildo

Something you shove up your ass while listening to iTunes

(Guy calls Apple store pretending to be Steve Jobs)
Guy: We're releasing a new Apple product, you wanna know what it's called?
Apple Store Employee: sure
Guy: it's called the iDildo, you shove it up your ass while listening to iTunes
*Apple Employee hangs up*

by applealex October 6, 2009