damn-ified

a combination of being mortified and wanting to say damn at the same time

Daniel, i'm damn-ified by your white vans

by frenchfries82 February 19, 2019

idiens

When someone is very stupid.

"Jacob is very dumb."

"Yeah, he's a total idiens."

by Palmish October 9, 2020

Idiodicy

When a thrid party tells you something that is off the wall. But not Michael Jackson Off The Wall. Also known as an RW.

The trash lady called and wanted to bill me 34 cents for a late fee!? MMM mmmm, no she didn't. That is just idiodicy.

by boweng September 20, 2012

Billy Mayes-ified

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.

He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!

Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!

I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.

Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.

by bored7 July 6, 2009

I died

What you say at the end of a story when it was either:

1. Very funny, hence you 'died laughing'

2. Very scary, hence you thought you were going to die

1. I saw this shirt the other day and it was orange with a tent and trees and such and it said "camping is in-tents" I died!

2. I was skiing the other day and I went down Cindy's Run. It was soo steep and went completely straight down, I couldn't stop! Omg I died.

by NikkiDewbs February 22, 2011

Johnny Marr-ified

Once Johnny Marr colaborates with an indie band, the band's quality greatly improves, but their lifespan may become shorter.

Ever since Modest Mouse was Johnny Marr-ified, they've been better. But I'm worried they'll break up soon.

by Neil Hamrick April 21, 2008

idiodyssey

1. A quest undertaken by a moron.

Joe Schmortz is on an idiodyssey.

by Mario January 30, 2005