The only remotely interesting thing that happens within a 50 mile radius of Miller Place In which
furries, vampires, trekies and other various degrees of nerdiness gather to buy overpriced
food and
spiffy fantasy cosplay outfits. After running around until their fat legs cannot run anymore, they sit down and play RPGs until 2 in the morning when security kicks them out.
Nerd 1: Hey, I just got a free weekend pass to ICon for participating on the robotics team!
Nerd 2: You
suck!
Nerd 1: I wonder if a girl
will come with me now that I'm a VIP.
Nerd 2: No way, even if you can keep your geekgasms under control, no girl would ever date you, you fucking nerd.
Nerd 1: *tries to cast
magic on Nerd 2"