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“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.
When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry
by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020
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I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!

The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 24, 2019
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I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020
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When something looks like it came straight off of Newgrounds.com
It can be down to anything, but it’s mainly the art style that gets associated with the site.
Guy 1: Yo, that image looks like the most newgrounds thing i’ve ever seen.
Guy 2: Holy shit, it does.
by Littlecat456 April 30, 2021
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I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

When someone most certainly does NOT have it under control....
Don’t worry Kellie, I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻
by Tidal365 November 26, 2020
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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize
by S/he’s just a friend December 13, 2020
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