Megachurch attendee who worships God as man in the form of a modern day snake-oil salesman such as Bishop TD Jakes or Joel Osteen.
Bishop T.D. Jakes is hitting up his hypnochristian megachurch worshippers for more cash than ever; snakeskin clownshoes shoes aren't cheap.
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Sissy Hypno is a sub-genre of porn where images of hot women are utilised to turn on the target audience (mainly beta submissive males) and then quickly after a frame or two is shown of an erect cock usually cumming as well as words flashing up on the screen saying "Suck cock" "Eating cum is groovy" "Wear panties" "You need to get on your knees for a man" and phrases that serve to temporarily alter the viewer's sexual tastes (this practice is known as rewiring however it is fully reversible once the viewer lays off fapping and watching this type of porn) and make them think they are actually female in a male body.
Sissy Hypno is very powerful in that for some it can alter their perception of women so instead of getting a huge stiffy when they see a hot woman and therefore wishing to bone them, instead they see the hot woman and feel they are them. Viewing this kind of porn where a man is boning a woman and the Sissy will think they are the woman and will imagine a big dick sliding in and out of their ass. Some sissies go the whole hog and start taking female hormones while some are happy just to dress up in panties and stick objects in their butts while wearing some form of chastity device.
Sissy Hypno is very powerful in that for some it can alter their perception of women so instead of getting a huge stiffy when they see a hot woman and therefore wishing to bone them, instead they see the hot woman and feel they are them. Viewing this kind of porn where a man is boning a woman and the Sissy will think they are the woman and will imagine a big dick sliding in and out of their ass. Some sissies go the whole hog and start taking female hormones while some are happy just to dress up in panties and stick objects in their butts while wearing some form of chastity device.
"Have you seen Gavin lately?"
"No however I did hear from his girlfriend that he can no longer get it up for her and instead wants her to peg him up the ass with a giant strap-on while he wears her frillies."
"Blimey, you know what's happened? He's been at the Sissy Hypno again."
"No however I did hear from his girlfriend that he can no longer get it up for her and instead wants her to peg him up the ass with a giant strap-on while he wears her frillies."
"Blimey, you know what's happened? He's been at the Sissy Hypno again."
by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017
Get the sissy hypno mug.Is a common name in Bosnië Herzegovina. Normally Hypnoviches have more than one vain on their cock, and uses those vains to strike their enemy. This is a well known fighting strategy in this particular part of Europe.
You should highly respect all the Hypnoviches
You should highly respect all the Hypnoviches
*person A*:Yo bitch niggah, wy u staring?!
*person B*: You better watch out mate, i'm a Hypnovich!
*person A*: oh fuck me, how much cocaine do you need to let me free?!
*person B*: mahnnn, dis shit's trippy. 20 grams will be enough.
*person A*: You know what? I goin give u 30 grams!
*person B*: MOTHERFUCKER! what did I tell you?! Fucking 20 grams you piece of niggah. (Fires a gun and walks away with the 20 grams)
*person B*: You better watch out mate, i'm a Hypnovich!
*person A*: oh fuck me, how much cocaine do you need to let me free?!
*person B*: mahnnn, dis shit's trippy. 20 grams will be enough.
*person A*: You know what? I goin give u 30 grams!
*person B*: MOTHERFUCKER! what did I tell you?! Fucking 20 grams you piece of niggah. (Fires a gun and walks away with the 20 grams)
by Hypnovich May 13, 2018
Get the hypnovich mug.NetFlix Hypnosis is a term describing what occurs when one views movies and shows on NetFlix back to back to back. Most commonly experienced with TV shows as one is able to access multiple seasons of one show. One is caught in a seemingly infinite loop of NetFlix shows and movies.
by BbStarD April 14, 2011
Get the NetFlix Hypnosis mug.Lovely breasts in motion. Hypno-tits are an excellent distraction tactic. Bouncing, dancing, jogging... any action that sets a nice set into motion may result in the "hypno-tits" effect causing others to lose their train of thought and become mesmerized. Mesmerized individuals can then be easily made to do the bidding of the hypno-titst. This is also an excellent way to end awkward conversations as well.
When Gina received some exciting news, she inadvertently created a hypno-tits effect as she bounced with glee causing Chad to drop what he was doing.
by Ehrris November 1, 2012
Get the Hypno-tits mug.Hypnocraze. - n. Ones succesful attempt to derange or impare the mind of many people due to the use of mass hypnosis.
when one person or group of persons uses hypnosis to get a very large following of people to belive them or do there bidding. like if i where to hypnotise a town to belive i was a god and have them follow me into a religious war. " jack began a hypnocraze and led fifteen people to their deaths"
(could be an agnostic or athiest view on many religions)
(could be an agnostic or athiest view on many religions)
by Sam Mattea November 7, 2007
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