hyperthetical imperative

The phenomenon of categories traversing from the future.

Right-action as appearing-from-the-future.

The hyperthetical imperative states that "doing the right thing" comes from the future.

by metawave October 27, 2019

hypertextia

A serious mental condition characterized by excessive text-messaging on one's smart-phone (and/or obsessively imploring others nearby to let him use their cell phones for continued/additional texting if his own phone's battery runs out of juice from the user's constant voluminous correspondence).

Don't knock hypertextia too hard --- st least the person is willing to openly interact with others like all get out, which is more than can be said of many anti-social/closed-mouthed people... better to communicate too much than not enough.

by QuacksO January 18, 2018

Hypertextia

An overwhelming desire to text someone.

My urge to text her is so much so that it cannot even wait until I receive a reply for my previous text. I cannot eat, sleep, or talk to someone else before texting her. I guess I am suffering from a condition called hypertextia.

by BabuGeorge June 11, 2019

hypertextual

Used to describe someone who can’t stop texting

“Do you see how much Emilie is texting me?”

“Yeah dude, she’s so hypertextual.”

by EJMILIE June 27, 2020

HyperTetraCube

Its like a tetracube or a terracube, but hyper

M: Hey man let me teach you about HyperTetraCube
C: What the fuck is a HyperTetraCube

by gomblermom May 11, 2022

hyperthetical

Describes an idea of what could conceivably happen if someone was strung out on candy.

What would a family's life be like --- hyperthetically --- if da parents let their children have all da sweets they wanted?

by QuacksO March 6, 2023

Hyperthetical

(Hi-pur-th-eh-tee-cal)
The dishonest practice of creating a hypothetical situation so extreme, that any honest answer to it would make the defending party seem utterly morally dubious to force a dishonest concession rather than any actual logical consensus on the topic.

"If god told you to kill a baby would you do it? Because in the old testament in the book of Samuel; he did!!"
"That's a "Hyperthetical" God wouldn't make us do that in a post new covenant world!"

by Robert_Jenkin July 24, 2025