hyperchondria

The persistent conviction that one is never or is likely to never become ill, often involving blatant disregard for emergent symptoms, and persisting despite reassurance and medical evidence to the contrary.

It wasn't his hyperchondria that killed him, but listening to his doctor instead of people on a message board might have been a good idea.

by literoticangreen December 30, 2007

hyperphobia

A pathological fear of extremely active people or fast paced situations.

Panic caused by an auctioneer's extremely rapid speaking style may indicate a condition of hyperphobia.

by Sirlafsalot April 26, 2014

hyperchondria

never thinking you are sick even when you really are - opposite of hypochondria

by Jolt October 24, 2003

hyperchondria

Hyperchondria is the stubborn belief that one is healthy even when there is medical evidence to support the presence of an illness or symptoms indicating one has such an illness.

Tim's hyperchondria was so blatant, he would not even acknowledge that his gangrenous wound was infected. He said he was perfectly healthy instead.

by herdotsu September 16, 2011

Homerphone

A homerphone is an extra syllable, most often "ma," added to a word for comedic effect. The name references the mispronunciations of Homer Simpson. Be advised that this can only be applied to certain words and should be limited to one per sentence - the homerphoner should use his or her discretion as to proper usage.

I was edumacated by the dictionary's definition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defimanition of Homerphone.
OR
I was educated by the dictionary's defination of Homermaphone.

by Neopolitan October 2, 2007

hyperpho

hyper feminism energy , the need to dance to pop music, pink, pinkpantheress songs.

“I feel hyperpho right now.”

by kefitropics February 8, 2023

Hypertone

The fastest form of music, if it even is. It goes from 1,200,000 BPM to "Infinity"1.
1: A.k.a: a point where you can't hear it even with audio amplification.

Dumbass: ew people make Hypertone? that's pretty gay
Dumbass2: Hypertone is good you dumbass

by Noobinthetrash February 20, 2023