Hydroskeet

When you are in the bathtub and are jacking off, but you are too lazy to get up so you skeet in the water inside the tub, which you are laying in.

I got horny in the tub yesterday, so i jacked off and before i knew it i hydroskeeted and was swimming around in my own cum.

by HammboSlice10 November 30, 2009

Hydrospritzis

hydrospritzis occurs when you turn on the kitchen faucet and the water hits an upright spoon in the sink which re-directs the flow directly at you.

Hydrospritzis is turning on the kitchen faucet and getting drenched due to an up-turned spoon.

by meowmeow suprise December 9, 2010

hydroseeder

Someone who masterbates in the shower.

He was a classic hydroseeder and he sprayed his seeds upon the shower wall with groaning glee

by FatdogTavern March 21, 2016

hydrosuck

when a girl sucks u up like a vaccuum😩💦👌🔥😳🍆🍆💦💦💦💦💦🍆👌😫😫😫🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Yo OG Bobby Kelly gave me that hydrosuck!"

by b34tmym34t May 21, 2017

Hydrosexual

One who is sexually attracted to water.

Haruka Nanase is a hardcore hydrosexual.

by discardedMenace July 5, 2014

hydroms

Short for hydrogen atoms, for when you get tired of saying it multiple times, or for when "hydrogen atoms" is too many syllables to fit into a rap lyric.

Forget nitro! My ride needs somethin' more. When I get to pimpin' these wheels, I'm goin' for hydroms, yo.

Josie was in for a nasty surprise when what she thought was a helium balloon turned out to be filled with hydroms.

Water? That's just the shit that comes out when hydroms link with oxygen in a kick-ass exothermic reaction.

by The Jive Chemist May 27, 2005

Hydrosexual

One who becomes sexual aroused at the sight, sound, or idea of water. May or may not fantasize about and/or desire sexual intercourse with water.

The hydrosexuals picketted the pool until they were let in to fulfill their desires.

by V. I. Bonaparte February 12, 2013