hydrocrastinate

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.

Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

Hydrobaiting

(V) The process of using liquid water during the act of masturbation.

"Sorry I was in the shower all morning, I just felt like hydrobaiting a lot today."

by Vattify June 16, 2015

hydromasturbation

when a female uses the force of water to feel good... usually laying down in the bathtub and letting the warm water forcefully hit the vagina.

-my vibrator works so well
-yeah well so does hydromasturbation

by ardnek March 8, 2005

Hydroflask

A metal water bottle that vsco girls have claimed as part of their "culture" and covered with stickers. Can be conveniently used as a weapon to knock these annoying pieces of shit unconcious.

Stupid girl: wow you have a hydroflask sksksksksks
Me: *swings bottle like a hammer knocking this bitch into next week*

by A not stupid person September 12, 2019

hydroblunt

the act of smoking a blunt through a bong or water pipe

dog fuck the bowls lets just hydroblunt!

by kushsmoke October 2, 2009

hydroflask

a basic bitch

Talia was being such a hydroflask when she got starbucks

by bg43 February 21, 2017

Hydroflask

Object that annoying bitches always seem to drop

Girl 1: *drops hydroflask* and I oop-I dropped my hydroflask sksksksksk

Girl 2: isn't it like the sixth time you dropped it today

by Basic bish August 23, 2019