Hasselhoffed

To have ones computer screen desktop changed to a sexually suggestive picture of Hasselhoff

When my coworkers leave their computers unlocked, they get Hasselhoffed

by Kawie95 December 12, 2010

Hasselhoff

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

Hussein in the Membrane

A case of being so caught up in the hype of Obama that you've lost touch with reality.

Shontreeka is so into the Obama hype that she named her cats Hope and Change. She's got an acute case of Hussein in the Membrane.

by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009

Hesseltine

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

hassellhoffed

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.

After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.

by wvumommy September 13, 2010

Hussein

Alpha Male
Absolute God of a man
The Daddy of daddies
Apex of the male species
Pinnacle of male evolution

That guy is such a Hussein

by GodofMemes69 December 19, 2017

Hussein

Is a hot kid who doesn’t know that he is hot,He is good at rugby (tackling) and he is very unique. He has a lot of friends and he is not a fake friend. He will get a gf which will be the best girl in the world

Hussein is hot and sexy af

by Don food March 23, 2019