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hung up on my secretary 

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.
She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".

Cummer Hung Up 

The term for multiple orgasms, usually lasting over an extended period of time of sexual intercourse. The sex is so intense, there may be orgasms just thinking about it later!
She had so many orgasms fucking her man last night, it was like her cummer hung up! She woke up a couple of hours after they had sex, looked at him sleeping and she had another orgasm just thinking about it.
Cummer Hung Up by Scoggles November 14, 2013

E-hung up 

When someone deliberately signs off or blocks you on an IM in the middle of a chat.
"She called me a bitch, said I was 'teh suck', then e-hung up on me".
E-hung up by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

this bitch just hung up on me

hung his socks up to dry 

Bodycheck someone so hard their skates leave the ice. Generally used only by Bob Cole and the few remaining hockey personalities older than him.
"Laraque really hung his socks up to dry there! Wow!"

Hunguposis 

Condition of yearning or intense desire for past romantic interlude. Irrational. Symptoms vary depending on severity but may include accepting (or faking) friendship, continual delusional strategizing, anxious anticipation for contact, and inexhaustible hope for future (romantic) possibilities.
Dude, I saw John the other day and he couldn’t stop talking about Sally. He has a serious case of hunguposis. Man, it has been over a year, he never got any real action and now he’s talking about visiting her over spring break.
Hunguposis by Mr. Maclaren December 3, 2007