Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.

Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo

by Is this your homework, Larry? May 12, 2015

Humse

Humse is slang for Gay. Fx "Casper is extremely humse". It is also a bodypart as well as an object.

Guy: OMG, did you see his humse?
Friend: Yeah, it was so huge i didnt believe it at first.

by robi0602 May 28, 2020

Humskillia Bada Killha Donut

A phrase by Mr. Ownagee's acoloyte—Rakesh Cristoval—which enumerates the higher spiritual energy contained within an Indian man dressed in a batman costume, flipping garlic naan. In his home country, "Humskillia Bada Killha Donut" (also pronounced: BATASKILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAPAKALA DONUT; Kapatilay Donut; Happe skilia hapa Kala donut; Hayamla skillyaaaaaaa hapakala DONUT) means many things including "apologizing to your bro/doggy".

This is how we apologize in my country, like "I'm sorry bro doggy I apologize for being the douchebag guy", we say Humskillia Bada Killha Donut!!!

by Humskilliosis February 1, 2023

Kundi Lord/Humsy

A very big and obese Indian brown boy. With his amazing and unhealthy diet also comes his amazing ability to start his own business (Kundi Corp) and will slowly be overwhelmed with success and power that he drives his family and friends away from him and is a loner for the rest of his life. The Kundi Corp was once inspired by the Kundi Lord's first time that he applied for a job at McDonalds but was rejected multiple times because they could not fit him through the door into the McDonalds building. But with rejection came the brilliant idea of Kundi Corp which has now spiraled into the markets. Despite his brown skin and culture is still shit at basketball. Has eyes only for Angels.

Jordan: Look Cian its a Kundi Lord/Humsy
Cian: wow that's a big one
Kundi Lord/Humsy: *Squashes Cian and Jordan**

by Caramel is God August 7, 2019

Humsnoodle

A dear friend that you can count on in any given situation and will always be there for you.

Kenneth: Thank you sooo much for coming through! I didn’t know whot to call!!
Lindsey: Aw Stop, you know You can count on me whenever!
Kenneth: Aww.. you're a Humsnoodle!!

by #NoDreamTooSmall May 31, 2021

humster

Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.

I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.

by Dr. M. Dickie August 31, 2010

humstep

When you hum a dubstep song.

Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg

Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes

by CloudZephyr April 12, 2013