gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

by Adel7 January 6, 2008

Eye humping

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.

"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"

by Agifofo December 9, 2007

awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

by Mirado January 20, 2009

humungeous

adj: Word used only to describe the biggest of big. Used to describe the body parts of self and or others.
!!!Caution use with discretion!!!

I have this humungeous mole on my left cheek, and i dont mean on my face.
The behind on that chick is humungeous.

by THECECIL February 26, 2008

Humungo

Something that is exteremly large, and in most cases breath taking. Derived from the word humungous but has been shortened to save time.

That was a humungo rat that just crawld off the train.

by Humungo Samone September 13, 2007

Dry Humping Whore

A man or woman who enguages in heavy genital grinding while fully clothed. When it comes time to get naked and finish the deed the man/woman uses a lame excuse not to. Generally results in blue balls for the male.

Matt-"Last night Amanda was grinding on my cock but she wouldn't get naked and let me pound her gash."

Grant-"Yeah I've heard that about her, She's a dry humping whore."

by Dee-Dub May 26, 2008

Reindeer Humping

The game of going in someone else's yard and awkwardly positioning reindeer to make them look like they are "getting it on"

Man that street got hella reindeer, lets go reindeer humping tonight.

by lilcity321 December 25, 2009