A woman who cheats repeatedly with a coworker before and during her marriage. Then after his death uses his memory
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
as a source of sexual excitement to get off.
Teresa always mentions Mike even though he has passed. No hiding their relationship.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
She is a Urn Humper, she just rubs off thinking about him. If her husband knew.
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A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.
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Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
Attractive woman's friend: Don't waste your time. He's a homely-humper.
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Reba boom is so stupid, he walks around with the humpers like nobody can see him. Someone get that man a Fleshlight!!!! Or a blow up doll.
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