bumper humper

A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.

See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.

by dan gemmtinte March 20, 2006

Bumper-Humper

A driver who tails another driver so closely that his/her headlights cannot be seen.

That bumper-humper's riding too close to me--he's going to end up in my backseat!

by CrazyBatLady9 January 19, 2018

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

Hummer Bummer

When anal is performed in the back of a car.

Hey man how was that hummer bummer last night?

by Comota March 22, 2017

Bummer Hummer

Blow job equal to a pity fuck

Sara gave roger a bummer hummer after she saw him wallowing in self pity at the party

by Mtbeb September 18, 2017