Humper Sticker

A tatoo above a womans pussy or pubic area. Opposite of a tramp stamp.

"When I seen her tramp stamp I thought she was easy ,but when her shorts came off I seen her humper sticker read next"

by tewsday June 21, 2010

Humpin'

Slang, possibly from the end of World War II, but it was certainly used by the US Army during the Vietnam War. It means a heavy or awkward load in adverse or difficult circumstances.

When they first heard it, the expression “humpin’ the pig” the word humpin' caused a certain amount of consternation among reporters (see humping). The pig in question was not a pink bacon producer or an officer of the law but nickname for the M60 machine gun, so the grunt they were interviewing would have been a machine gunner.

by AKACroatalin February 1, 2017

urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.

Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.

by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008

Humpany

-noun- a hump or bootycall that comes over to not only hump but hang out for a bit too. similar to a friend with benefits but s/hes not a really a friend, they are just good at pillow talk.

"oh no, you can't come over to visit, i have humpany coming over tonight"

by BAMBIE July 18, 2007

Pillar Humping

In World of Warcraft, in arena matches, to use pillars or other terrain to obstruct line of sight, thus restricting ranged attacks. This often results in long games or a defensive stalemate.

I hate fighting 2 v 2 against a pillar humping druid. Those games can last an hour.

by na-Mhoram October 16, 2008

dance the hempen jig

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

humping

Rubbing your crotch against something for stimulated arousal and oral pleasure. Examples include humping your bed, the couch, the floor, pillow humping, and especially humping the body of another person.

He started humping her to prepare his libido for their big intimate session together!

by playitcool_dave November 13, 2020