I humpbacked Jenna last night.
by C.P. February 11, 2004
Get the humpback mug.Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.
by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005
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The index finger is seperated from the three other fingers, resembling a humpback whale's mouth. A great follow-up after the shocker.
The index finger is seperated from the three other fingers, resembling a humpback whale's mouth. A great follow-up after the shocker.
by Hair-to-Shoulders June 12, 2005
Get the the humpback mug.A cracker-ass-cracker misinterpretation of the lyrics in a 2 Live Crew Song. See the original "Friday" with Ice Cube.
by The Roc March 22, 2004
Get the Humpback Hoochie Mama mug.Having doggy style sex with a fat girl. Upon ejaculation, the male shall be referred to as Captain Ahab, and whichever one tells the story with more dignity shall be called Ishmael.
Greg: Dude I heard you banged a fat girl last night
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.
by Phil Bob February 19, 2014
Get the Humpback Whale mug.Usually in Florida, when a woman shaves her labia (A.K.A.: Coohie) at a NASCAR event or while driving, and her vulva accidentally bulges out making fart noise. (A.K.A.:Quefe)
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When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
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When a man has an abscess on his penis, usually below the head.
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a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"
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person 4: "damn homos"
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