deer humping

the act of going out at night around christmas and taking the little fake deer made out of christmas lights and placing them so that they look like they are partaking in sexual intercourse

Dude, last night I went deer humping and hit twelve houses!!!

by Jdavis116 December 10, 2005

dry humping

The act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. Results in little to no pregnancy/STD's.

"Dude we were totally dry humping last night!"

by Lauren Nutsack October 27, 2015

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.

Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.

by Erock April 15, 2004

gas humping

When a person repeatedly thrusts the gas pump in and out of his car, trying to get every last drop of gasoline out of the hose and into the car.

...One day, perhaps two or three years from now, gas prices will get so high that at gas stations everywhere customers will be gas humping so much that they'll need to create all-steel pumps to prevent breaking of the pumps.

"I went to the gas station the other day and saw this perverted old man around 70 who looked like he was trying to screw his big Cadillac Deville. Upon closer inspection I saw he was just gas humping."

by Adel7 January 6, 2008

Eye humping

The act of looking at a women (Or man) and fantasizing of humping her.

"What's wrong Joe?"
"Everyone is totally Eye Humping my wife!"

by Agifofo December 9, 2007

awkward humping starfish

Similar to the entire "awkward turtle family" but where you place one or two hands on someone else's person, and bend your fingers at your major knuckle (ones that attack your hand) and then flatten your hand. Repeat the process, and your hand will make a humping motion. Best for someone's shoulder or head.

1) "dude....awkward turtle."
"... awkward humping starfish ."

by Mirado January 20, 2009

Hummingbird feeder

A vagina that is literally dripping.

I just filled yo momma's hummingbird feeder with the sweet nectar of my jizz.

by Stormy Rottman June 15, 2016