Sourwood honey

Succulent honey from the rolling hills of North Carolina that takes 3 decades for the nimble bees to produce carefully, and it spoils after 12 days or if the temperature of the Queen Bee drops below 18 celcius. After the 3 decades have passed the farmer then takes 7 and 2 quarter months to harvest each honeycomb chamber and sells each quart for 75 dollars. Goes best on Daves Killer Bread but if the bread isnt toasted the honey drips through the pores and you can wash your plate for 11 hours.

I forgot to toast my bread before applying this Sourwood honey...

by M 2wice November 7, 2010

honey face

Honey face is when a person has orally pleasured a woman and gets a face full of her sweet honey

Ohhh I love after he goes down on me he comes up to kiss me with his honey face

by Bella-gal March 25, 2020

Don't get your honey where you get your money.

Don't get into inter-office relationships. Do not romance a co-worker. Don't get your loving where you get your paycheck. Leave your private and personal life private.

Man: "I'm going to ask my new secretary out."
Friend: "Don't get your honey where you get your money."

by Wendy Dailey March 23, 2007

Honey Senpai

Tiny little shit that can kick your ass.

Me: Damn, honey senpai is 17, yet he acts like a child. That little shithead.

Honey: *climbs up to my room window*

Honey: I heard you were talkin shit about me.

Me: WTF-

Honey: *kicks my ass and I end up in the hospital.*

by Annie May Tidday December 2, 2018

honey-hoover

A 'Person' who has a strong desire/an obsession with providing other individuals or groups with oral-sex. Who cannot function normally without providing oral sex to others. An addiction to providing others with the practise of 'oral sex'.
A person who has to provide Cunnilingus to a woman.
A person who has to provide Fellatio and Irrumatio to a man.
A person who has to provide Analingus to another person.

"I really want to extract the honey from your genetalia"

"I need to suck your cock dry"

"I have to eat out your pussy for my fucking dinner because I applied for the 40 hour famine!"

"I'm a dirty bitch! I need my honey-hoover to come home from work or I'll get the slut next door to munch out my gravy-bucket".

by JailmouthJimmy July 14, 2009

Honey ham farmer

A honey ham farmer is one who grooms sexual relationships with the obese.

Douglas flirted and fawned over the plump until he was called the honey ham farmer.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

HoneyBucketing

The act of one man shitting into a woman's pussy. This term is derived from a man's hostility toward his ex, whom was the love of his life and she did him dirty. She may or may not be named Honey.

Last night the neighbor came over to visit and instead caught me honeybucketing my ex on the kitchen floor.

by BigSpeedyPapa December 26, 2014