Howie

That one guy in the back of the class who looks like a drug dealer but isn't

Yo howie you got the weed
Howie: naaaah

by LeifEriksonOfficial March 23, 2019

Howie Mandel

When a females pubic hair resembles that of Howie Mandel's facial hair.

I was gettin with this chick and she took off her thong and I saw she had a Howie Mandel then I told her to put it back on.

by Zane Jensen January 30, 2009

Howie Handel

The art of masturbating using hand sanitizer. Named after the famous Howie Mandel. Who is a known Germaphobe.

This girl was scared of germs, so I let her give me a Howie Handel.

by Protein Face March 12, 2011

Dirty Howie

When a man has sexual intercourse (vaginal, and/or anal) with a woman without ever kissing her or making out with her because she is so unattractive.

"I pulled a dirty howie last night with this ugly ass bitch that I picked up from the bar when I was blacked out."

by Sergeant Scumbagg March 16, 2008

HowIMetYourMotherFucker

A person that introduces you to the TV show How I Met Your Mother and gets you hooked on it.

Person 1 : So how do you like the DVD I lent you ?

Person 2 : I can't stop watching the episodes. I almost watched the entire season 1. You're such a HowIMetYourMotherFucker !

by Fred325 February 22, 2011

Howie Bagel

GIRL WITH A FAT ASS AND LOVES DAVEN BARTLETT WITH ALL OF HER HEART

“Howie Bagel loves Daven.”

by Howie Bagel is my bitch 221 October 5, 2020

Hungry Howies

A pizza place with only about 750 locations in the Continental US, it pays crappy minimum wage but is by far the easiest most fun job ever. Much better then working at taco bell.

Only at hungry howies do you work with people named Baby Jesus, Tiger, Willie, Mighty, Dying Giraffs and super heroes.

by Vilkacis January 13, 2006