housewife

A Housewife is a woman who has chosen to not work outside the home for money, but rather devotes all time, energy and love into creating a safe, warm, clean home for her family to grow and thrive. She cooks, cleans, does dishes, laundry, childcare, shopping, countless errands and careful money management all while supporting her family and community through community service work, volunteering and general parenting. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker.

After earning her master's degree she left her career after five years to be a housewife and mother.

by MEd Mom April 27, 2016

Clunky Housewife

A clumsy, awkward, yet attractive woman.

Boy 1: Dude, Mrs. Turner is a total MILF!
Boy 2: Yeah but she is such a clunky housewife.

by ClunkyHousewivesAnonymous June 25, 2010

householdered

When you get scammed by some fat trailer park douche.

They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.

Dude, I made a trade with this guy online. I sent him his stuff, but then he blocked me. I think I just got householdered.

by fuhnetic February 13, 2014

housewife

something a ho absolutely cannot turn into

can't turn a ho into a housewife

by dr funkytown January 20, 2013

suburban housewife

A housewife that owns, but can’t drive, a giant SUV like an Escalade or a Suburban.

This suburban housewife almost ran me off the road.

by Smallbob July 25, 2020

household bitch

when in your family there is that one huge bitch that doesn't do anything all day and just complains about life.

"omfg, you should shoot your household bitch".
"ya ik".

by pochypizzle November 26, 2010

Feral housewife

One who cooks better than your mother, maintains her family and home , shoots guns, drinks beer and/or liquor like a man, doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and she’ll bust a bitch right in the snot box if she lets her shotgun gun mouth override her BB ass. She refuses to listen to the words can’t, won’t, don’t, stop. If you say those words to her than chances are she will do it and take photos.

That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.

by EF around and find out June 6, 2022