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housewife 

to penetrate someone using a broom or a mop
Man i got with this girl last night and i housewifed that hoe
housewife by ale van April 22, 2008

Housewife 

Woman who take care of duty's for all men in her house including cooking cleaning and sex every night
Yeah guys she's the wife for our house. We all fuck her housewife pussy
Housewife by Vipperwolf@gmail.com September 11, 2016

Housewife 

A good little bitch who has been correctly taught that she is lesser than the man of the house. The housewife only leaves the house when necessary (shopping, rare events like a play or fair), spending the majority of the time cleaning, looking after the kids and serving the man (cooking, sex etc)

Whilst the lowly housewife does her simple chores, the man does the important work at his job and taking time for his own pleasure after his hard work, such as watching TV, going to parties and having sex either some random slut, or a female coworker who needs to be taught her place.
"I love the view of Dan's housewife's massive tits when she bends over to do the dishes"
"quick, theirs Dan now, back from fucking his boss's slut daughter, hide!"
Housewife by Hentai Daddy 361 February 8, 2021

Housewife 

Someone that stays home after work to take care of the house/home
My wife goes to work and stays home to be a housewife.
Housewife by Deathpool December 24, 2021

Housewife 

A woman (or feminine/submissive man) who works from home and does the cooking and cleaning, as well as any other work necessary to keep the house in good shape while her partner is out working or running errands.
Oh my god. I forgot to put my underwear in the washing machine, its on our bed.”

Jonathan: “I’m your housewife. Don’t worry, I got it.”
Housewife by Anonymous Urbaner December 7, 2022

Housewife Porn

A typical harlequin romance novel...the type with a picture of a beefy looking guy wearing an unbuttoned and/or ripped shirt on the cover.
"You're reading Blaze? That's housewife porn!"
Housewife Porn by Shazaaaam December 25, 2008