lewis houghton

Has a massive 16 inch cock and So he will steal your girl not your man is the most popular kid in school and is 5 years old

Omg I wish I could have a Lewis Houghton

by Hwuux nwo December 4, 2019

Mitchell houghton

If this is your name then you are highly likely to be gay, a nonce or both

Wtf you're such a Mitchell Houghton

by Jak7473773 April 13, 2020

Lewis houghton

This type of person has a 1 inch wonder and 100% will steal you hamster with his non existent personality and humour.

Wow you can tell gurtrude is a Lewis Houghton

by DatboiKFCweewee December 5, 2019

Houghton Brown

Dropping a steamer on someone's front lawn

She pissed me off so I dropped a Houghton Brown on her lawn

by BigHughy February 25, 2023

Royal Houghton

A masturbation technique where you use the rest of your body into a stationary hand and arm

I treated myself to a royal houghton the other day

by Goose396 December 9, 2017

houghtoning

Winter weather of such proportions it makes you feel as if the world is coming to an end.

I watched my car get plowed in this morning as I was sitting in it. It's definitely houghtoning outside.

by Mooseman313 February 15, 2019

Houghton Brown

Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.

Person 1: what did you do to them

Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown

I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown

by BigHughy February 25, 2023