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Rejection Hotline

A fake number you give to someone when you don't want them to know your real number, especially if they want to go out with you. This is a joke that, while being very cruel, can also be quite amusing.
When I called up 305-241-003, I got this message: "Hello, this is in not the person you were trying to reach. You have reached the Rejection Hotline! The person who gave you this number did not want you to have their real number. I know this sucks, but don't be too devastated. So, why were you given the Rejection Hotline number? Maybe you're just not this person's type. Note: This could mean short, fat, ugly, dumb, annoying, arrogant or just a general loser. Maybe you suffer from bad breath, body odor, or a nasty combination of the two. Maybe you just gave off that creepy overbearing, psycho-stalker vibe. Maybe the idea of going out with you just seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns. Regardless of the reasons, please take the hint. Accept the fact you were rejected, then get over it. And please, do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number, because trust us, they have already forgotten about you."
by Dib's Sister Gaz May 18, 2004
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Ichika Hoshino

Ichika Hoshino is one of Honami Mochizuki's childhood friends. Ichika has black hair and has a very kind and caring personality. She plays the guitar within the band, Leo/need.
person 1: OMG IT'S ICHIKA HOSHINO!!! TODAY'S JUST GETTING BETTER!!!

person 2: AAAAAAAA *waves to Ichika*

Ichika: *waves back uncertainly*
by iiblocky August 24, 2022
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hotline miami

You walk into a room, you see-"Dead"
by ThreshPrinceOfBel-Air March 4, 2016
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hotring

asspain the next day from eating spicy ethnic food. Actually enjoyed by some brave souls.
"Throw some more habs into that chili"
"No way, bro, they give me hotring."
by Chiefnutz October 17, 2005
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Hotina

A hotina is a hot latina.
Damn, that's one fine hotina!
by Tag824 September 6, 2007
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Buddhism hotline

Noun. A shit tier YouTube program. More known from the constant raids and "joke calls" from the website 4chan, the owner has quit the show multiple times, only to return a few episodes later. He is often referred to as a "cuck" although he does not know what it means. He is also the creator of the "joke detector 7.1" although this never stops the calls he still runs the "plan 62" script.

An all out joke.
Hey guys want to raid the Buddhism hotline?
by Assresist August 19, 2017
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Hotline Miami Speedrun

Playing or replaying a level in a game so much that you can quickly and flawlessly complete it.
After playing through Titanfall 2 on every difficulty, playing through again was like a Hotline Miami Speedrun.
by Onion_Boy.png August 22, 2017
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