hotel

1. A place where you are fucked either way.
If your customer is angry/happy(i mean sexually excited) he fucks you & if your employer is angry/happy(refer the previous meaning) then your seniors fuck you.
2. replica of hell on earth if you are a good person
3. A place where politeness is taught impolitely

1. Wife - Dear, is there any way i can be fucked everyday?
Husband - Ya sure, why dont you join my hotel?

by perzialo October 06, 2007

Hotel

A woman who has many sexual partners and communicates their names to many

Don't knock da boots wit her cuz that HOTEL.

by Ashley G October 08, 2003

hoteling

A consulting term where somebody takes up a workspace that is not their's for temporary use. Hoteling usually is used in the IT consulting field, and applied to a cubicle environment

The guy in the cubicle close to me is hoteling

by AwesomeConsultant March 13, 2009

hotel

The place where you tell stuff to hoes.

Ima get down to the hotel to talk to my hoes.

by WyndX April 13, 2003

Hoteling

for the people who don't enjoy camping, you can go hoteling. This could also be used for telling people where you stayed during a road trip where you stayed in multiple hotels

Ashley and I went hoteling over the summer.

by vannie616 March 07, 2009

hotel

The hotel i work in would be perfect were it not for the grapefruit obsessed, verbally redundant ass clowns who's main purpose in life seems to be to aggrivate me by spending 10percent of their lives being complete wankers and the other 90percent crawling around on their hands and knees looking for the light switch 'cos their haeds are so far rammed up their backsides

by dubyah September 21, 2003

hotel

A towel, typically stolen from a fashionable or expensive hotel, worn around the neck to mop up persiration and as a display of personal status.

Question: "Dutchy, where you get that hotel?"
Answer: "The Marriott."
Reply: "Noice!"

by cheddy October 05, 2004