hollinger

To manipulate statistics using dubious formulae so as to show one player or person as better than others.

This is taken from the Hollinger player rankings where various formulae are used that defy common belief.

Chris' stats were hollingered to show that he was better than John.

by mangoman January 21, 2007

Hotaling

A hotaling is the stupidest mother fuck alive; also known as a complete douche bag, one who is a pathological liar that sometimes doesn’t know what room he's in. One who has a big Jew nose and makes terribly unfunny jokes. One who eats everything in sight with ranch on it, if a cock was dipped in hidden valley he would go to town. In most societies known as a petifle, parents I would advise you to lock up your daughters in their rooms, age ranging from: there is no range who am I fucking kidding. One who has a strange obsession with punching everything within a 2ft radius of him. He’s under the impression that wearing socks and sandals is “cool”, not extremely GAY. So if you know a hotaling I would advise to stay clear!

"yo i just hotalinged that chick last night!"

"wow you sick fuck im going to call the cops!"

"'yo hotaling what is that white stuff your dipping your food in?"
"its ranch, my favorite!"
"Yeah, that sure is one of newmans own recipe! straight out of my hidden valley( a.k.a MY DICK HOLE)

by the shin sucker April 28, 2010

Hotepping

Digging up obscure facts or news from the media or internet to try to prove a dumb point or theory is actually factual.

Please stop Hotepping, OJ is not married to a Kardashian no matter what that meme says.

by AminRa April 29, 2019

Hollingsworth

A sexy Scouse demon who smells like curry spice and cinnamon.

He looks and smells like a Hollingsworth

by British bollock crusher November 9, 2020

Hollingsworth

Usually a male who thinks he's better than most (he's usually right), and is extremely kind and loving (as long as you're a hot girl).

Example 1
Guy 1: Man, that dude looks cool. Who is he?
Guy 2: Trust me, bro, you want nothing to do with that. He's a Hollingsworth, so unless you're a pretty girl, he won't give you the time of day

Example 2
Girl: God, that Hollingsworth is so nice and he buys me so many gifts. I think I'm in love.
Guy: What a simp. It's only because you're pretty, otherwise he'd send you packing.

by definitelynotasimp69 June 1, 2023

lara hollinghurst

Lara is the best girlfriend you could ever have, and cares about her family and friends so much, you will often find that a Lara Hollinghurst needs to believe in themselves more, because although they joke about it, they are so much greater than they think. Their smile is one of the best things you could ever see, and will instantly put you into a good mood, you may sometimes question if she is an advanced robot, or being paid to talk to you, as they are just that amazing. A Lara Hollinghurst is something you really need to take care of in your life, as you may never find anything like them ever again.

Wow it’s Lara Hollinghurst! let’s get an autograph!

She’s so pretty! must be a Lara Hollinghurst!

by RealLorax November 23, 2021

Howelling

verb. To complain about something no reasonable person would complain about, especially if it is completely unrelated to you.

That Karen over there was Howelling because I brought my dog to the park.

by IAmNotBen December 21, 2020