Hotbutt

That warm feeling that drops into your bowels just before explosive diarrhea. Also used as a warning while on the way to the nearest commode.

Get out of the way, Hotbutt!! Hotbutt!!
That sketchy Brazilian Grill gave me Hotbutt.

by MzBehaving March 14, 2021

Hotburn

{hawt-bern} noun, 1. An intensely warm fart accompanied by a deep burning sensation around the exterior anal sphincter - typically with an atrociously disgusting odor; the burning sensation is the result of contact between digestive system acids and an irritated anus - which is due to habitual picking and scratching

That hotburn made me gag.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

hotburger

A sandwich using hot dog buns as the bread, and ground beef in the shape of a hot dog as the meat. It should be noted that the hot-dog-shaped meat will look like a turd, and therefore a hotburger looks like somebody just took a dump on a hot dog bun...

Darren: Parker, did you just poop in that hot dog bun?

Parker: No! It's just a hotburger. Want a bite?

by totallynotsma165 August 31, 2020

Chat Hobum

A chat hobum is one of the dozens of people who sit in a chat room and refuse to talk, they often minimize the chat window and forget about it all together. Adversely they sometimes just watch the chat room waiting for girls offering to cyber, rp, or trade pictures.

(50 online)
Koolaid: so you heard the new linkin park album?
radda: of course, it's the sickest!
pandabear: Agreed
Koolaid: so there are like 50 people online but we're the only ones talking?
(49 online)
Koolaid: screw you chat server
pandabear: yeah, that bunch of chat hobums!

by MC Koolaid October 18, 2010

HoeBum

HoeBum; Part whore part bum the stereotypical.tramp straight off the 70's school bus painted with flowers driven directly from the Rainbow Family, Occupy Walll Street, Earth First or Burningman festival.

That HoeBum at the Eugene Youth Hostel peddlling marijuana stinking up the place with the stench of Body odor and bong water ask me to give it money and let it sleep on my couch eat my food, drink my beer, smoke my tobacco and fuck my daughter. the thijng is such a Ugly whore not worthy of money so it has to bum money it is actually a HoeBum

by blacky9er1 November 15, 2013

hotbust

when you poop your pants but not all the way, like a smelly brown stain is what it is

"oh dude i just had a hotbust, bro!!" "GET YO STANKIN ASS AWAY FROM ME, FOOL!!

by AirYZYBOI August 18, 2017

Hobumming

Paying a homeless person for anal sex

Duke now goes hobumming twice weekly under the bridge by the river. He's not getting any from his husband any more.

by Captain Crush March 12, 2018